”Principal’s office”
– Enter
– Squeeze me please lady.
– Yes, what is it?
– l am coming here for to be learning the English.
– You’re early.
– Oh, No. l am Ali.
– l beg your pardon?
– My name is Ali. Ali Nadim. l am coming for to be learning the English
– Ah yes, yes! You wish to join our new class – English as a Foreign Language
– Yes please and l am hopping to be unrolled
-Hopping to be unrolled?!
– Like it say in your silly bus.
– You mean HOping to be ENrolled.
– That is what l said- hopping to be unrolled.
– Yes, well l’m afraid you cannot be unrolled- enrolled- until the English teacher arrives. She should be here in a few minutes – In the meanwhile, perhaps you’d care to wait in the classroom. Just go down the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in room number five. Understand?
– No.
– Well, let’s start again – Go down the corridor ….
– Down carry door
– Good. Turn left.
– Turn left.
– Right.
– You are confusing me. Left or right?
– Left! Look! You just go down the corridor, turn left and wait in room five! Room five!
– Ah, now l am understanding you now! Room five .
– Yes Jolly good, thank you.
– Oh deary me, l am not going where l am looking.
-No, no! l wasn’t looking where l was going.
-That makes the two of us!

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